Thursday, July 1, 2010


Marcus tagged me to share six embarrassing stories from my past:

1. From kindergarten to 3rd grade I had a friend named BJ Simpcox and everyone used to make fun of us because of his first name. I didn't find out what a blow-job was until I was in 9th grade.

2. In 1st grade I got caught with a couple other kids having a urine fight (complete with light-saber sound effects) in the Verga school bathroom.

3. My mom walked into my bedroom to deliver laundry (without knocking) and caught me in the act of taking my High School girlfriend's bra off for the first time.

4. In 1996 I was stalked by a gay body builder named Saxon.

5. I used to sell sex toys at the Pleasure Place. One time I had to by a Penis Pump for my Dad and Step-Mother at their request.

6. I've seen Dave Matthews in concert. (Not by choice!)

Now I'm supposed to tag 6 others: Craig, Jared, Scott, Steve, Josh, Kate

Originally posted on April 11, 2006 on Myspace.

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