Saturday, February 25, 2012

Quotes of the Day

"Sorry haters. God is not finished with me yet" - Representative Alcee Hastings at the end of a press conference after learning he did not get the Chairman position of the Congressional Intelligence Committee.

- C'mon dude. Are you a Congressman or a Christian Rapper?

"How'd you like the Pigeons of Shit Metal?" - Axl Rose apologizing to the crowd for the Eagles of Death Metal's lame opening set. Rose promptly fired EODM from their opening band slot on the current GNR tour.

- This is amazing. One shitty band making fun of another. Zing!

Originally posted on November 29, 2006 on Myspace.

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