Bald Chicken

Today I was shaved completely bald.

For those who don't shave their heads, there is a distinct difference between the "second to closest" setting on the razor and the "closest" setting. I am a "second to closest" type of head-shaver. I like having a very neat shave with some hair remaining. That's my "look" - if I ever had one.

Today the guy at the barber shop - who gave me a perfect precision shave last month - for some reaosn forgot how I like my hair cut and he shaved off all of my hair! All of it. My pale naked scalp looks like a damn frozen chicken. Not too mention, he cut me in three different places on my scalp.

I feel like a god damn space-monkey. I can only hope my head hair grows as fast as my chin hair.

Now I have to go find a hat.

Originally posted on November 12, 2005 on Myspace.