Godzilla Dream

I had a dream last night that I was leading a flotilla of make-shift gun-boats on the Potomac river to save DC from Godzilla. All of my friends were driving the boats and their crews were made up of people that annoy me that I have seen around DC area bars. It was a titanic battle, Godzilla trashed most of DC until I convinced the Navy to bring a Battleship up the Potomac. When the Battleship fired at Godzilla part of him exploded, it turns out it wasn't really Godzilla but a robot made to look like Godzilla. So as the Battleship and my fleet of armed fishing boats continued to battle the Godzilla robot - I led a commado team of Diamond, Josh and Scott into the robot to find whoever was driving it.

We end up capturing the driver, who much to our surprise turned out to be Beck Hanson! Upon the capture of Beck, the Godzilla robot shut-down. We dragged Beck out to the docks by his sgraggly hair and showed everyone that it was Beck who was destroying DC with a giant Godzilla robot and no one believed us! When we insisted that it was him and showed how the robot had shut-down because we caught Beck the crews of our make-shift gunboats and all the Navy guys said that that was impossible because Beck's music was too great to party to. So then they mutinied on us.

The last thing I remember was Diamond, Josh, Scott, and I being chased while dragging Beck toward the White House thinking that the President would believe us. Then Beck gave me an evil smile and said that the President was a frat-boy too.

What a nightmare.

Originally posted on January 18, 2006 on Myspace.