Friday, May 21, 2010

Kirstie Alley's Big Dumb Face

All of my life I have hated Kirstie Alley and her big dumb face. My hatred for her grows with each passing year. For the record my hatred for her has nothing to do with her recent weight gain. Other than the fact that I have to see her big dumb face on tv all the time promoting her new show "Fat Actress." My hatred for her is born out of an inherint revulsion in me, which is set off by the sound of her voice after 20 years of her inane blathering. It is set off by her obnoxious Pier One commercials, her late-night appearances whoring herself out to Dave and Jay, and her years ruining Cheers after Diane left. I hate Kirstie Alley and her big dumb face. And now I have to put up with her on Myspace!? God damn her. Damn her straight to hell.

Originally posted on March 12, 2005 on Myspace.

Man, she has just gotten worse in the intervening years.

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