The Rules!

In yet another late night bout of introspection - I realized that I say "Rules!" an awful lot. As in "____ fucking rules!" or "that fucking ruled!". While I try to weed out certain phrases from my daily vocabulary some of them are just impossible to correct no matter how much of a conscious effort I make. Those that will be ingrained in me till the day I die are "___ rules!", "you guys"(even when referring to girls), and "___ kicks-ass."

In honor of these phrases here is a little list of things that currently "rule" or "kick-ass".

TSOL kicks-ass!
Kraftwerk rules!
Spy Novels rule!
My screenplays kick-ass!
Revenge of the Sith kicks-ass!
The Bourne Identity rules!
Kilkenny Beer rules!
The French/Indian War kicks-ass!
Chuck Palinhuik's story "Guts" fucking rules!
The DPD Project kicks-ass!
Album of the Week kicks-ass!
The Big Hunt rules!
My Iriver rules!
"Raw power" kicks-ass!
You guys kick-ass!
I rule!

Feel free to post your list of things that "rule!" or "kick-ass!" in my blog comments.

Originally posted on June 1, 2005 on Myspace.

Much to my chagrin, I am still a slave to these phrases.