Friday, May 21, 2010

I have all the luck

So it is snowing a lot today in Virginia. I drive down to school today being extra careful with the slick roads. I park my borrowed (because mine exploded a few weeks back) car in the slippery looking parking lot. I gather all my things and open the door. I step out of the car taking extra care not to slip and fall in the icy/slush/snow mess. I take two damn steps and then... I slip and fall on my back. Getting soaked, hitting my head real hard and spilling my books on the ground. After laying there and absorbing the pain and cold for a second, I sit up. And what do I see at my feet? A fucking banana peel! Who else do you know who would slip and fall during a snow storm on a god damn banana peel? Only me, good old random occurrence, target on his back Darpino. (I swear this really happened today)

Originally posted on February 28, 2005 on Myspace.

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